verse one
I look up like an elephant tamer
I know each exit, got four disclaimers
I’ll give you more outs than is done in the majors
want Donuts? I'll take four glazers
Straight no chaser, i’m still in danger
Wrote her that note but I didn’t date her
Sculpted a mermaid but then mislaid her
Don’t go wade, you’ll get ate by a gator

chorus one
You know me…
always in it for the fun, not the money, not the sugar, not the honey but the sun
You know me…
we got the steaks, the puddings, the housewares, burgers and bakes
Get your cart and start loadin’ it down
The wheels all squeal when you push it round
Price check rice Chex on the radio
Kilroy on the intercom lettin ya know
When the blue light flashes it’s all go

verse two
I'm like what's it? The whole enchilada
Keep swinging sucker I'm a flippin piñata
takin a beating while I'm sweatin nada
Crack my back open, you can take the lot, I'm
A vegan piranha, studyin pharma
Spitting out karma as far as a llama
You got a lotta coupons you'll save even more
But keep that receipt, Imma check it at the door

chorus two
You know me…
I got the hi score
Ya jump a couple barrels and I'm jumpin even more
You know me…
I got in all in stock
The giblets, riblets, ham and hocks
Pack your basket and go to town
The fruit’s all fresh and the coffee’s ground
Price check rice Chex on the radio
Kilroy on the intercom lettin ya know
When the blue light flashes it’s all go

verse three
Always on like the carnival lights
Like a plastic knight, like a fish in flight,
Like a backlot cleanser locked in tight
Scannin for signs at the end of the night
Flashing my light as I search aisle two
My well trained eye sees somethin new
I scratch and I sniff and uncover the clue
It was Kilroy….
in the parlor..
with the crew

chorus three
You know me…
I'm the salt on the rim
You ask for the manager they say it's him
You know me…
I ship it all for free
Quality’s my priority
Pull your list out and get your wares
A pair of eclairs and some Anjou pears
Price check rice Chex on the radio
Kilroy on the intercom lettin ya know
When the blue light flashes it’s all go

© 2019 J. Clark Gardner