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lyrics

verse one
hey now there's some place i gotta go
(you gotta go?)
i said there's some place i gotta go
(you gotta go?)
oh ya there's some place i gotta go
(i think i know)
i gotta go to the novelty toast bistro
(you gotta go to the novelty toast bistro)

donuts are old school, fro-yo's in the past
we all knew that cupcake craze would never last
if you want a taste treat or a flavor blast
you get that slightly burned and buttered bread brother and fast
with cinnamon and sugar, with salt and butter
topped with sweet cream straight from the udder
here's my frequent toaster card, better punch it brother
cause tastin that toast is just like taking a lover
try the saffron-infused honey butter on rye
their south of the border toast (ha!) will make you cry
if you want toast date then I'm your guy
we’ll be on a week long toasty buttered bread high, cause

chorus
coffee clowns brag about their roastin
microbrewers are drinkin and boastin
but they aren’t the ones that are bringin most in
we’re all at the bistro takin the toast in

verse two
hey man I'm taking out my lady tonight
(out tonight?)
you know i gotta take her somewhere real nice
(ok that's tight)
that’s why I'm taking out my lady tonight
(out tonight)
to the novelty toast bistro, that's right
(to the novelty toast bistro, that's right)

i got a hot date so i put on somethin pretty
take the red line and meet the missus in the city
we're walking and talking and singing a ditty
cause the thought of what's comin’s straight up making us giddy
we're strolling straight past the bakery, past the sweet shop
don't care about that dairy with its milky slop
i'm askin pretty pretty please with powdered sugar on the top
for that toast that i take to like a donut to a cop
a couple of hours and even more crumbs after
the roasty toasty air is soakin up our laughter
our fingers touch reaching for the the butter knife
and then we know we’ll be toastin together for life, cause

verse three

you know I've been up and down this coast
(this whole coast?)
oh yes I've been up and down this coast
(oh, the coast)
and there is one place i love the most
(you love the most)
it’s that cooky bistro with the novelty toast

yeah they got blood orange compote atop pumpernickel
truffle toast with sun-dried figs and a pickle
double decker french with ganache in the middle
sprinkled with sugar and a coca-mocha drizzle
pretzel toast, toffee toast, waffle toast, falafel toast
smothered toast, dry toast, rye toast, chai toast
sesame spiced, and on a bed of rice toast
naughty or nice toast, a deal at any price toast
baptize me in butter, and sprinkle my grave
with the crumbs of every piece of toast that gave
it's warm and soft crunch to my mouth and my brain
i’d give up the ghost for that toast, praise grain

© 2019 J. Clark Gardner

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from Novelty Toast Bistro (Single), released June 20, 2019

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I'm amateur musician Kilroy. I use a proprietary blend of vintage samples, catchy beats, and clever wordplay to create my sonic offerings.

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