verse one
get live, get loose, i’m gonna cook your goose
with lyrical lightning from the likes of zeus
electric juice for every use
i wear chartreuse, what’s your excuse?
let me introduce you to my set up
all the proper tools in my get up
samsonite rocks that rhythm
he can fold right up and take em with him
cab's on the hook, I'm on the rhyme
ground to a powder until it's fine
mix it in the cuisinart and hit FRAPPE
and the luscious liquid falls in your lap

ya taste my tinctures, sweet as peaches
sucking out sadness like they’re leeches
can you hear me in the bleachers
gettin straight-a’s from all my teachers

chorus one
hey (hey)
oh (oh)
gettin’ all sloppy with the sound you know, come on
yes (yes)
yall (yall)
i'll carpet your cranium from wall to wall

hey (hey)
oh (oh)
Bend that stick and to make it glow, it’s like
yes (yes)
yall (yall)
Listen to the buzz of the bass in the hall
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verse two
i'm rosebud and you’re chuck foster
i'm the missing link - just check my posture
weavin the waves from the first primate
throughout the ages to the modern ingrate
i got quite a few tricks in my satchel
to fan the flames and grease the axles
of all the party people that here to dance
and if your friends don't dance then your friends are pants
so here's your chance to adjust your stance
and fix your glance on the lasting
pleasure and purpose that comes from blasting
all my beats, rhymes, and rantings

you got a sweet tooth? i’ll bake a cake
your booty sittin still? i’ll make it shake
your thorax is stiff? i'll shake it awake
we’re gonna jump on the floor til we make it quake
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chorus two
hey (hey)
oh (oh)
you come for the drinks and stay for the show, come on
yes (yes)
yall (yall)
i'll carpet your cranium from wall to wall, it’s like

hey (hey)
oh (oh)
bend that stick and to make it glow, come on
yes (yes)
yall (yall)
lIsten to the buzz of the bass in the hall